Squee s Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors

Squee s Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors Author Jhonen Vasquez
ISBN-10 0943151244
Year 1998
Pages 144
Language en
Publisher SLG Publishing
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Features familiar faces from Johnny the Homicidal maniac but focuses on poor little Squee--Johnny's wee trauma magnet neighbor. Squee's travails remind us all of what childhood was all about--witnessing vicious dog attacks, being abducted by aliens, discovering your schoolmates are all zombies, and having dinner at Satan's house. Ahh, youth.

JTHM

JTHM Author Jhonen Vasquez
ISBN-10 0943151163
Year 1997
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher SLG Publishing
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Presents the adventures of Johnny, also known as Nny, whose madness is encouraged by a pair of styrofoam doughboys, as he frightens the little boy next door, attempts suicide, and craves cherry brain freezies.

Jellyfist

Jellyfist Author Jhonen Vasquez
ISBN-10 1593620829
Year 2007
Pages 48
Language en
Publisher SLG Publishing
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Barely conscious and muttering to himself, Jhonen Vasquez grabbed a fishbone and scrawled on the side of a cat a series of surrealist scripts never meant to be read by anyone. Two thousand miles away, J. Goldberg hears these very scripts whispered into her sleep by her pet ferret, devoid of any real direction beyond the dialog. Goldberg awakens to find that she has illustrated these scenes. In Jellyfist, two artists battle with interpretation, however absurd the intent or outcome, with running commentary from the creators on just how wrong or right it's all gone. The first book published as a result of ferret-aided, carved-kitten-transmitted telepathy, Jellyfist's collection of highly important nonsense just might change your opinion of almost all known things.

Everything Can Be Beaten

Everything Can Be Beaten Author Jhonen Vasquez
ISBN-10 0943151651
Year 2002
Pages 24
Language en
Publisher SLG Publishing
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Admirers of the well-beloved Mr. Chancre Scolex should find reason to rejoice in Everything Can Be Beaten which, according to the author, is "based on a completely fabricated true story." Mr. Scolex devoted his time and talent to writing Everything Can Be Beaten's compelling story, as well as to designing the book's unique layout and the appearance of its complex, multi-faceted characters. Matching Mr. Scolex's devotion to quality and artistry, Mr. Scrambly supplied colorful painted illustrations. These paintings vividly depict the story of IT, a hapless creature who breaks out of his monotonous existence to explore the realms that lie outside of the only room he has ever known. Bored of a life spent beating an endless supply of kittens, IT ventures outside and discovers a world entirely new to him. Though he is at first elated to find a place full of wonder and happiness, IT soon realizes that he can never belong in this welcoming, joyful land. "Alone in paradise," he is despondent and depressed until he realizes that, indeed, everything can be beaten, even in this strange new world. Writing and layouts by Chancre Scolex (sometimes known as Jhonen Vasquez), paintings by Crab Scrambly.

Wye 39 s Dictionary of Improbable Words

Wye  39 s Dictionary of Improbable Words Author Craig Conley
ISBN-10 1441455272
Year 2009-01-18
Pages 384
Language en
Publisher High Brow Pencil Press
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Wye's Dictionary of Improbable Words brings together nearly 4,000 unusual and fascinating words that defy convention, offering a vast sampling of our living language at play. As our standard dictionaries scramble to catalog and thereby legitimize our growing vocabulary, Wye's Dictionary offers the casual word gamer and language lover a cutting edge collection of new words. Examples of usage abound-as old as the Bible and as current as blog postings-grounding extraordinary terms in ordinary contexts. Myriad genres are represented, from literary classics to dramatic plays to whimsical fantasies, as well as the diverse worlds of science fiction, romance novels, children's stories, historical and military accounts, graphic novels and comic books, travel reports, news articles, magazine features, poetry, song lyrics, birdwatching guides, hymns, and how-to manuals.

The Gothic in Children s Literature

The Gothic in Children s Literature Author Anna Jackson
ISBN-10 9781135902810
Year 2013-10-11
Pages 264
Language en
Publisher Routledge
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From creepy picture books to Harry Potter, Lemony Snicket, the Spiderwick Chronicles, and countless vampire series for young adult readers, fear has become a dominant mode of entertainment for young readers. The last two decades have seen an enormous growth in the critical study of two very different genres, the Gothic and children’s literature. The Gothic, concerned with the perverse and the forbidden, with adult sexuality and religious or metaphysical doubts and heresies, seems to represent everything that children’s literature, as a genre, was designed to keep out. Indeed, this does seem to be very much the way that children’s literature was marketed in the late eighteenth century, at exactly the same time that the Gothic was really taking off, written by the same women novelists who were responsible for the promotion of a safe and segregated children’s literature. This collection examines the early intersection of the Gothic and children’s literature and the contemporary manifestations of the gothic impulse, revealing that Gothic elements can, in fact, be traced in children’s literature for as long as children have been reading.

Invader Zim Volume 4

Invader Zim Volume 4 Author Jhonen Vasquez
ISBN-10 9781620104286
Year 2017-08-02
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Oni Press
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ZIM has plans to take over planet Earth. Schemes! Designs! Machinations! Uh... other words that mean "plans"! And in the fourth volume of the critically acclaimed comic series, these "plans" are plentiful, horrifying, and only half as terrible as usual! From taking over a local restaurant to proving to Dib that he's the master of fear, ZIM will rule the world, one way or another! Or not at all. Or only on Tuesdays?

The Complete Emily the Strange All Things Strange

The Complete Emily the Strange  All Things Strange Author Rob Reger
ISBN-10 9781630087531
Year 2016-07-12
Pages
Language en
Publisher Dark Horse Comics
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Emily the Strange is not your ordinary thirteen-year-old girl--she's got a razor-sharp wit as dark as her jet-black hair, a posse of moody black cats, and famous friends in very odd places! She's got a broodingly unique way of experiencing the world, and you're invited along for the ride. Legions of fans worldwide have joined forces to make Emily a pop-culture phenomenon.

Creepy Susie

Creepy Susie Author Angus Oblong
ISBN-10 0345433009
Year 2004-09-01
Pages 164
Language en
Publisher Ballantine Books
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Characters such as the Siamese Quadruplets, Emily Amputee, and Narcoleptic Scottie populate a collection of thirteen warped, twisted, and hilarious tales. Reprint.

The House We Grew Up In

The House We Grew Up In Author Lisa Jewell
ISBN-10 9781476703015
Year 2014-08-12
Pages 400
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER ● USA TODAY BESTSELLER ● WALL STREET JOURNAL BESTSELLER OUR HOUSE. OUR FAMILY. OUR SECRETS. Meet the picture-perfect Bird family: pragmatic Meg, dreamy Beth, and towheaded twins Rory and Rhys, one an adventurous troublemaker, the other his slighter, more sensitive counterpart. Their father is a sweet, gangly man, but it’s their beautiful, free-spirited mother Lorelei who spins at the center. In those early years, Lorelei tries to freeze time by filling their simple brick house with precious mementos. Easter egg foils are her favorite. Craft supplies, too. She hangs all of the children’s art, to her husband’s chagrin. Then one Easter weekend, a tragedy so devastating occurs that, almost imperceptibly, it begins to tear the family apart. Years pass and the children have become adults, while Lorelei has become the county’s worst hoarder. She has alienated her husband and children and has been living as a recluse. But then something happens that beckons the Bird family back to the house they grew up in—to finally understand the events of that long-ago Easter weekend and to unearth the many secrets hidden within the nooks and crannies of home.

Candy Girl

Candy Girl Author Diablo Cody
ISBN-10 9781101216798
Year 2005-12-29
Pages 224
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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Decreed by David Letterman (tongue in cheek) on CBS TV’s The Late Show to be the pick of “Dave’s Book Club 2006,” Candy Girl is the story of a young writer who dared to bare it all as a stripper. At the age of twenty-four, Diablo Cody decided there had to be more to life than typing copy at an ad agency. She soon managed to find inspiration from a most unlikely source— amateur night at the seedy Skyway Lounge. While she doesn’t take home the prize that night, Diablo discovers to her surprise the act of stripping is an absolute thrill. This is Diablo’s captivating fish-out-of-water story of her yearlong walk on the wild side, from quiet gentlemen’s clubs to multilevel sex palaces and glassed-in peep shows. In witty prose she gives readers a behind-the-scenes look at this industry through a writer’s keen eye, chronicling her descent into the skin trade and the effect it had on her self-image and her relationship with her now husband.

Make Him Beg for Your Attention

Make Him Beg for Your Attention Author Bruce Bryans
ISBN-10 1494718383
Year 2013-12-18
Pages 116
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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Discover the Feminine Quality That Makes Him Crave Your Attention Chances are, you've read just about everything you can on how to keep a man interested in you. Women's magazines often give advice like “be your best self”, “focus on you”, or “put on that mini-skirt he loves.” While these things do work to keep a man interested, they're surface level tactics that only work temporarily. Women who know how to keep a man happy understand what men secretly want in a woman. These women are irresistible not because of their looks, but because they possess one feminine quality that make men crave their attention. High-quality men, the ones that desire true commitment from a woman, desperately yearn for the company of a woman who understandshow to keep him captivated by her. So what is the secret to getting a man to crave your attention? What do men secretly want in a woman? It's simple… Graceful communication. How to Talk to a Man and Keep Him Helplessly Attracted to You If you've ever had a man shut you out or shut down on you during a disagreement it's because you failed to communicate respectfully. If you want to be able to communicate your needs and wants to a man without him losing his temper or ignoring you completely, you must learn how to talk to a mangracefully. If a man doesn't feel respected when you communicate with him it's impossible to connect with him on an intimate level. And without that intimate connection, there's nothing you can do to keep him captivated by you. To achieve lasting intimacy with a woman, a man needs to feel emotionally secure with her. But if a woman fails to communicate respectfully, he won't feel confident sharing his whole heart with her. Become the Only Woman He Opens Up and Listens to Men give their undivided attention to those who respect them. If a man doesn't feel respected communicating with you, he'll find the respect he needs elsewhere. The woman who knows how to communicate with men can influence the man she wants without resorting to “that mini-skirt he loves.” A man craves the attention of a graceful woman who knows exactly what to say to him, when to say it, and most importantly, how to say it to get what SHE wants. Men love being gracefully influenced by the woman they adore. If you're interested in learning how to talk to a man so that he opens up to you, listens to you, and willingly gives you what you want without a fuss, this book will help you to communicate with men more effectively. Here's what you're going to learn inside: Discover how to tell him exactly what's on your mind without turning him off. Learn how to communicate what you want and need from him, and make him HAPPY to give it to you. Find out the four most powerful words good men desperately need to hear from the woman they love. Discover how to have difficult conversations with him without making him resent or resist you. Learn how to be a good wife or girlfriend by being more assertive (attractive) with your man without being aggressive (unattractive). Find out how to understand the masculine mind and speak his language so that he FEELS exactly what you say to him. How to get him to fall in love with you immediately AFTER an intense argument. Uncover the secrets to making him to open up emotionally and get the deep, intimate connection you desperately want with him. And much, much more… Would You Like to Know More? Get started right away and learn how to communicate with a man so that he listens to you, opens up to you, and deeply craves your attention. Scroll to the top of the page and select the 'buy button' now.

The Cinder Spires The Aeronaut s Windlass

The Cinder Spires  The Aeronaut s Windlass Author Jim Butcher
ISBN-10 9780698138001
Year 2015-09-29
Pages 640
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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Jim Butcher, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Dresden Files and the Codex Alera novels, conjures up a new series set in a fantastic world of noble families, steam-powered technology, and magic-wielding warriors… Since time immemorial, the Spires have sheltered humanity, towering for miles over the mist-shrouded surface of the world. Within their halls, aristocratic houses have ruled for generations, developing scientific marvels, fostering trade alliances, and building fleets of airships to keep the peace. Captain Grimm commands the merchant ship, Predator. Fiercely loyal to Spire Albion, he has taken their side in the cold war with Spire Aurora, disrupting the enemy’s shipping lines by attacking their cargo vessels. But when the Predator is severely damaged in combat, leaving captain and crew grounded, Grimm is offered a proposition from the Spirearch of Albion—to join a team of agents on a vital mission in exchange for fully restoring Predator to its fighting glory. And even as Grimm undertakes this dangerous task, he will learn that the conflict between the Spires is merely a premonition of things to come. Humanity’s ancient enemy, silent for more than ten thousand years, has begun to stir once more. And death will follow in its wake… From the Hardcover edition.

Belinda

Belinda Author Anne Rampling
ISBN-10 PSU:000050491087
Year 2000-12-01
Pages 452
Language en
Publisher Berkley Publishing Group
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Obsessed with the mystery surrounding Belinda, his precocious sixteen-year-old lover, Jeremy Walker, a middle-aged illustrator of children's books, is swept into Belinda's world of Hollywood money, lust, and dark family secrets. Reprint.