Ninja Farts

Ninja Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484905849
Year 2013-02-13
Pages 66
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

Ninja Farts

Ninja Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 9781510724372
Year 2017-10-10
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
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Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

The Booger Book

The Booger Book Author J. B. O'neil
ISBN-10 1484983556
Year 2012-03-11
Pages 72
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

The Fart Book

The Fart Book Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484926471
Year 2012-04-18
Pages 70
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent But Deadly" with your purchase of "The Fart Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Bestseller! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations. You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Milo Snotrocket - as he demonstrates all 27 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Scream The Sputter The Rotten Egg Cloud The Cough Cover-Up The Sonic Boom WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book"...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! Here's what kids of all ages are saying about this hilarious illustrated book for kids from 8-12: - "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." - "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" - "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Fart Wars

Fart Wars Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484983696
Year 2013-03-12
Pages 68
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun! - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil OK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Children s Thinking

Children s Thinking Author David F. Bjorklund
ISBN-10 9781506334349
Year 2017-01-24
Pages 720
Language en
Publisher SAGE Publications
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The Sixth Edition of David F. Bjorklund and Kayla B. Causey’s topically organized Children’s Thinking presents a current, comprehensive, and dynamic examination of cognitive development. The book covers individual children and their developmental journeys while also following the general paths of overall cognitive development in children. This unique and effective approach gives readers a holistic view of children’s cognitive development, acknowledging that while no two children are exactly alike, they tend to follow similar developmental patterns. Supported by the latest research studies and data, the Sixth Edition provides valuable insights for readers to better understand and work with children.

The Amazing Fart Man

The Amazing Fart Man Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1492220310
Year 2013-06
Pages 68
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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BONUS - Includes FREE "Amazing Fart-Man" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "The Amazing Fart-Man!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Boy! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts! Get ready to choke on laughter and stinky gas attacks as the dynamic duo of Fart-Man and Stinky: * Patrol the neighborhood in the high-speed Fart-Mobile (it takes Super Premium gas only!) * Battle a gang of bullies, who assemble to form the mighty Bullytron! * Struggle against the nefarious Cheese Cutter...what is his evil scheme to conquer the world!? * Save a child falling from a 20 story building with two farts! * And much, much more.... Purchase "The Amazing Fart-Man" right now for your kids ...and get the "Fart Man" audiobook for FREE (start laughing right now!).

Nightmares The Lost Lullaby

Nightmares  The Lost Lullaby Author Jason Segel
ISBN-10 9780385384056
Year 2016-09-13
Pages 336
Language en
Publisher Delacorte Books for Young Readers
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The third book in the hilariously scary Nightmares! series by New York Times bestselling authors Jason Segel and Kirsten Miller is here! You thought the nightmares were over? You better keep the lights on! Charlie Laird has a very bad feeling. 1. There’s a NEW GIRL at school, and Charlie and his friends have DEFINITELY seen her before. 2. He’s been hearing strange noises after dark, which is NEVER a good sign. 3. The nightmares are back, and they’re WEIRDER THAN EVER. Not since he faced his fears has Charlie had so many bad dreams. Whenever he falls asleep, he finds himself in a Netherworld field, surrounded by a flock of CREEPY BLACK SHEEP. They're not counting sheep. They refuse to jump. In fact, they don't do much at all. EVEN EERIER, THOUGH, is that it’s not Charlie’s nightmare. Somehow he’s trapped in someone else’s bad dream. And he’s pretty sure the twins ICK and INK are responsible. Charlie and his friends thought they’d put the twins out of business, but it seems they didn’t quite finish the job. Now the WOOLLY NIGHTMARES are closing in, and INK has shown up at Cypress Creek Elementary! Charlie’s convinced that INK is up to NO GOOD. And if he’s right, it could be a very long time before anyone’s dreams are sweet again. Praise for the Nightmares! series: “Charlie Laird, who learns fear will eat you alive if you feed it, makes an impression, and . . . readers will want to accompany him again.” —The New York Times Book Review “A touching comical saga . . . about facing things that go bump in the night.” —US Weekly “Coraline meets Monsters, Inc. in this delightfully entertaining offering from actor [Jason] Segel and co-author [Kirsten] Miller.” —Publishers Weekly From the Hardcover edition.

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds Author Helen Paiba
ISBN-10 150980501X
Year 2016-06-02
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher
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This is a bright and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. It is perfect for reading alone or aloud, and for dipping into time and time again. With stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King-Smith, Morris Gleitzman and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.

The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby

The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby Author Dav Pilkey
ISBN-10 9780545414838
Year 2012-01-31
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Scholastic Inc.
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The first epic novel by George and Harold, the co-stars of Dav Pilkey's mega-bestselling Captain Underpants series. Oh, no! It's not enough that George and Harold have invented Captain Underpants, the greatest superhero of all time, and that they've also saved the world FIVE times! They defeated Dr. Diaper! They punished Professor Poopypants! And they whacked the wicked Wedgie Woman! What task could be worse?!!? This one: As punishment, the boys have to write a 100-page report on "good citizenship," and they have been specifically ordered NOT to write another comic about Captain Underpants. So what do they do? Aha! Meet Super Diaper Baby--the most powerful peewee to pack a punch. With Pilkey's typical over-the-edge humor, Super Diaper Baby will have kids laughing until soda comes out their noses.

Regenesis

Regenesis Author C. J. Cherryh
ISBN-10 9781101665411
Year 2010-01-05
Pages 688
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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The long-awaited sequel to the Hugo award-winning novels Cyteen and Downbelow Station. The direct sequel to Cyteen, Regenesis continues the story of Ariane Emory, Personal Replicate, the genetic clone of one of the greatest scientists humanity has ever produced, and of her search for the murderer of her progenitor-the original Ariane Emory. Murder, politics, deception, and genetic and psychological manipulation combine against a backdrop of interstellar human factions at odds to confront questions that have remained unanswered for two decades... Who killed the original Ariane Emory? And can her Personal Replicate avoid the same fate?

Dog Man Captain Underpants Dog Man 1

Dog Man  Captain Underpants  Dog Man  1 Author Dav Pilkey
ISBN-10 0545581605
Year 2016-08-30
Pages 240
Language en
Publisher Graphix
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New from the creator of Captain Underpants, it's Dog Man, the crime-biting canine who is part dog, part man, and ALL COP! There's a new breed of justice in town, and he's ready to sniff out criminals -- as soon as he stops chasing his own tail! George and Harold have created a new hero who digs into deception, claws after crooks, and rolls over robbers. When Greg the police dog and his cop companion are injured on the job, a life-saving surgery changes the course of history, and Dog Man is born. With the head of a dog and the body of a human, this heroic hound has a real nose for justice. But can he resist the call of the wild to answer the call of duty?

The Boy Who Could Do What He Liked

The Boy Who Could Do What He Liked Author David Baddiel
ISBN-10 9780008164911
Year 2016-02-25
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher HarperCollins UK
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Written especially for WBD 2016, this is a fabulously entertaining and touching novella from David Baddiel, author of the bestselling THE PARENT AGENCY and THE PERSON CONTROLLER. Illustrated by the hugely talented Jim Field, winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize.

The Rabbit Ate My Flip Flops

The Rabbit Ate My Flip Flops Author Rachel Elizabeth Cole
ISBN-10 0994821603
Year 2016-05-31
Pages 258
Language en
Publisher
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You can't bring a rabbit camping. That's what eleven-year-old Drew Montgomery's grandparents say when his annoying little sister wants to bring their pet rabbit, Tiny, along on the trip. And Drew agrees. It's bad enough that he will miss the release of the coolest video game of the year while he's stuck in a cramped travel trailer for a week with his grandparents and sister. But Tiny is certain to cause trouble. Plus there are bears and eagles in the woods. And what if Tiny gets lost? But Libby smuggles the rabbit into the trailer anyway. Now Drew's got to keep Tiny out of trouble. And that's not easy to do with Libby always letting him out of the cage and a pair of rabbit-hating bullies ready to let their dog chomp him if he gets too close. Top it off with never-ending rain, bloodthirsty mosquitos, a broken toilet, stinky outhouses, angry squirrels, terrible food, and an eye-gougingly boring "schedule of activities." Drew is about ready to take the rabbit and hitchhike home before disaster really strikes.

Sweet Farts

Sweet Farts Author Raymond Bean
ISBN-10 161218250X
Year 2012-04
Pages 120
Language en
Publisher Two Lions
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Keith, tired of being accused of farting up a storm at school, creates a science fair project that turns the foul smell of human gas into something pleasant, but his plans backfire when his project causes a stink at home and at school.