Easter Jokes for Kids

Easter Jokes for Kids Author I. P. Happy
ISBN-10 1544075219
Year 2017-03-06
Pages 88
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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How do Easter bunnies leave a room ? Through the egg-sit! There is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories, so make the most of this Easter with 'Easter jokes for kids' providing hours of fun and laughter for all your friends and family. Not only does this book have over 150 laugh out loud jokes, but it also has a bonus section with Easter colouring in pictures and exciting puzzles.

Easter Jokes for Kids

Easter Jokes for Kids Author Riley Weber
ISBN-10 1483916774
Year 2013-03-21
Pages 54
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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"Easter Jokes for Kids" is a funny visual jokes book for kids about Easter, Easter animals and Easter eggs. What do you call an egg from outer space? (An "Egg-stra terrestrial") Do you know how the Easter bunny stays fit? (By doing EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!) With over 50 illustrated pages of funny jokes for kids, "Easter Jokes for Kids" will 'crack' you up. Every joke is illustrated with two drawings! One drawing is for the joke question and one is for the punch line. This way kids can guess the answer to the joke before reading the answer. Telling a good joke is like have a great gift in your pocket. Jokes make people laugh and set them at ease. Preachers, motivational speakers, and salesmen are usually good joke tellers. Kids can practice their joke telling skills as they learn the jokes in this book.

104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes

104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes Author Ryan O. Williams
ISBN-10 1497507898
Year 2014-03-31
Pages 74
Language en
Publisher
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BOOK 6 of the HIT SERIES 104 KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BOOKS BY: RYAN O WILLIAMSOver one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Easter Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it.Have fun and laugh!BONUS CONTENTPlus + 18 from: 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes Book 1Plus + 25 from:104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 2Plus + 25 from:104 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Book 3Plus + 18 from: 104 New Year's Knock Knock Jokes Book 4

Easter Crack Ups

Easter Crack Ups Author Katy Hall
ISBN-10 0694013560
Year 2000-01-26
Pages 16
Language en
Publisher HarperFestival
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Knock, knock Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be in the Easter parade. Get ready to crack up with more than two dozen egg-citing Easter knock-knock jokes in this egg-straordinary lift-the-flap book. Hop along with a bunch of funny bunnies and enjoy an egg hunt, a parade, and more. You'll just dye laughing!

It Takes Two

It Takes Two Author Jonathan Scott
ISBN-10 9781328770981
Year 2017-09-05
Pages 304
Language en
Publisher Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
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Jonathan and Drew Scott, known for their wildly popular HGTV shows including Property Brothers and Brother vs Brother, follow up their New York Times bestseller, Dream Home, with a highly anticipated memoir. It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the brothers’ childhood and rise to fame—from starting their first business at 7 years old, their years modeling and acting, to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of eighteen. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes. Complete with hilarious behind-the-scenes stories from set, Jonathan and Drew discuss how their family and upbringing have led to their success in life. Throughout, the brothers keep fans laughing with the clever—and sometimes zany—sibling banter for which they’re known best.

I Adulted

I Adulted Author Robb Pearlman
ISBN-10 9780789332905
Year 2017-02-21
Pages 66
Language en
Publisher Rizzoli Publications
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A whimsically illustrated book containing 100 removable stickers that congratulate supposed grown-ups on a job well done... or at least a job done. Despite official reports, members of Generation X and younger feel completely and totally ill-prepared to deal with anything. They still, as purportedly self-sufficient adults, look toward Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation and think, How did they do that? So the easiest and best way to find comfort is to look not ahead at uncertainty (or, heaven forbid, around at the chaos currently surrounding them), but to the past to their simpler childhoods. The generation who championed the coloring book-as- relaxation trend grew up in a world in which they spent hours obsessing over, trading, and decorating with stickers. And it is with brightly colored stickers that they will finally find peace of mind. For a little while, at least. Filled with 100 full-color removable stickers that can be used to decorate journals, notebooks, or your lapel to proudly and publicly proclaim life's little victories, I Adulted! is the ideal nostalgic and practical book for anyone who feels a sense of accomplishment by making it through a day without calling their mother for help.

Flock of Dodos

Flock of Dodos Author Barrett Brown
ISBN-10 0978721306
Year 2007
Pages 155
Language en
Publisher Sterling & Ross Pub Incorporated
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What is creationism? Is it science, theology, both, neither? Who's behind it? And why should you give a damn in the first place? Ex-National Lampooner Barrett Brown and Professor of Sociology Jon P. Alston, Ph.D, answer these questions - and perhaps one of two more--in a superbly unorthodox, serenely offensive and splendidly hilarious look at the forces behind the most talked-about pseudo-theory in modern history.

Ireland s Allies

Ireland s Allies Author Miriam Nyhan Grey
ISBN-10 191082013X
Year 2016-11-11
Pages 512
Language en
Publisher
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25 scholars excavate the ways in which the US was a critical theatre of war during the Irish fight for independence. It is the first work to assess the range and depth of US interest in self-government for Ireland preceding the Easter Rising.

The Freedom Writers Diary Movie Tie in Edition

The Freedom Writers Diary  Movie Tie in Edition Author The Freedom Writers
ISBN-10 0767928334
Year 2007-04-24
Pages 320
Language en
Publisher Broadway Books
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER & NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE Shocked by the teenage violence she witnessed during the Rodney King riots in Los Angeles, Erin Gruwell became a teacher at a high school rampant with hostility and racial intolerance. For many of these students–whose ranks included substance abusers, gang members, the homeless, and victims of abuse–Gruwell was the first person to treat them with dignity, to believe in their potential and help them see it themselves. Soon, their loyalty towards their teacher and burning enthusiasm to help end violence and intolerance became a force of its own. Inspired by reading The Diary of Anne Frank and meeting Zlata Filipovic (the eleven-year old girl who wrote of her life in Sarajevo during the civil war), the students began a joint diary of their inner-city upbringings. Told through anonymous entries to protect their identities and allow for complete candor, The Freedom Writers Diary is filled with astounding vignettes from 150 students who, like civil rights activist Rosa Parks and the Freedom Riders, heard society tell them where to go–and refused to listen. Proceeds from this book benefit the Freedom Writers Foundation, an organization set up to provide scholarships for underprivieged youth and to train teachers

One for the Murphys

One for the Murphys Author Lynda Mullaly Hunt
ISBN-10 9781101572122
Year 2012-05-10
Pages 240
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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A moving debut novel about a foster child learning to open her heart to a family's love. Carley uses humor and street smarts to keep her emotional walls high and thick. But the day she becomes a foster child, and moves in with the Murphys, she's blindsided. This loving, bustling family shows Carley the stable family life she never thought existed, and she feels like an alien in their cookie-cutter-perfect household. Despite her resistance, the Murphys eventually show her what it feels like to belong--until her mother wants her back and Carley has to decide where and how to live. She's not really a Murphy, but the gifts they've given her have opened up a new future. "Hunt's writing is fearless and One For The Murphys is a story that is at once compassionate, thought-provoking and beautifully told. From the first page, I was drawn into Carley's story. She is a character not to be missed or forgotten." —Jacqueline Woodson, three-time Newbery Honor author of After Tupac and D Foster Winner of the Tassy Walden Award for New Voice in Children's Literature From the Trade Paperback edition.

Weird But True

Weird But True Author Tom Nick Cocotos
ISBN-10 9781426308611
Year 2012
Pages 171
Language en
Publisher National Geographic Books
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Presents more than one hundred fifty stories of stupid criminals and the crimes they committed, detailing how they eventually got caught, and provides information on strange food crimes, wacky laws, and animal crimes.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Author Jeff Kinney
ISBN-10 9780143304555
Year 2009
Pages 217
Language en
Publisher Penguin Group Australia
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Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways... somebody just better tell Greg's dad that. Frank Heffley actually thinks he can get his son to toughen up and he enlists Greg in organised sports and other 'manly' endeavours. Thus far, Greg manages to side-step his father's efforts, then comes the threat of military school and Greg realises, he has to shape up or ship out!

CatStronauts Mission Moon

CatStronauts  Mission Moon Author Drew Brockington
ISBN-10 0316307475
Year 2017-04-18
Pages 160
Language en
Publisher Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
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CatStronauts, you are needed! When the world is thrust into darkness due to a global energy shortage, the Worlds Best Scientist comes up with a bold plan to set up a solar power plant on the moon. But someone has to go up there to set it up, and that adventure falls to the CatStronauts, the best space cats on the planet! Meet the fearless commander Major Meowser, brave-but-hungry pilot Waffles, genius technician and inventor Blanket, and quick thinking science officer Pom Pom on their most important mission yet! In this graphic novel, debut author and illustrator Drew Brockington breathes life into a world populated entirely by cats, brimming with jokes, charm, science, and enough big boxes and tuna sandwiches for everyone!

Triangle

Triangle Author Mac Barnett
ISBN-10 9780763696030
Year 2017-03-14
Pages 48
Language en
Publisher Candlewick Press
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"Meet Triangle. He is going to play a sneaky trick on his friend, Square. Or so Triangle thinks."--Provided by publisher.

Horton Hears A Who Board Book

Horton Hears A Who Board Book Author Dr. Seuss
ISBN-10 9780007264001
Year 2008
Pages 24
Language en
Publisher HarperCollins UK
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Using the sort of crazy characters and nonsensical situations that are the hallmark of Dr. Seuss, 'Horton Hears a Who' brings together some of his silliest rhymes and craziest drawings. When loveable elephant Horton hears a tiny voice coming from a speck of dust, he discovers a whole world of minute Whos that only he can hear.